[18금?] sex as php

orkut 였던가...?
거기에 갔다가 재미있는 글을 발견해서 올립니다.
문자열에 대한 번역을 할까 하다가... -_-;; 번역하기 좀 민망해서 원문 그대로 올립니다.

<?php

function sex ($stamina, $attraction, $speed, $bac, $pname, $plength) {
   if($stamina < 1 || $bac > 1) {
      dress("It won't get up!");
      exit;
   }
   $db = mysql_connect("Jennifer","Hal","I love you");
   mysql_select_db($db,"pants");

   for($x=1; $x<=($stamina-($attraction/2)); $x++) {
      thrust($speed,$db,$pname,$plength);
   }
   ejac();
   dress("So, was it good for you?");
}

funtion thrust ($speed,$db,$pname,$length) {
   for($x=1; $x<=$speed; $x++) {
      $premature = rand(1,50);
      if($premature == 50) {
         ejac();
         dress("I know it happens to everybody, but it wasn't supposed to happen with you!");
         exit;
      }
      $deep = rand(0,$length);
      $sql = "INSERT INTO vagina (`penis_name`,`depth`,`speed`) VALUES ('$pname','$deep','$speed')";
      mysql_query($sql) or die("Crap! I slipped! Woah.. damn your ass is tight!");
      $grunt = rand(1,5);
      select ($grunt) {
         case '1':
            $gruntsound = "Uh!";
            break;
         case '2':
            $gruntsound = "Oh!";
            break;
         case '3':
            $gruntsound = "Ah!";
            break;
         case '4':
            $gruntsound = "Nnngh!";
            break;
         case '5':
            $gruntsound = "Ohhhh!";
            break;
      }
      echo $gruntsound;
   }
}

?>

... 이 정도는 올려도 괜찮겠죠?