XP main 함수 제멋대로 패러디 (낚시용 코드죠)

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/*</a> Source Code - Windows XP
*/
 
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
 
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
 
    if (first_time_installation)
      {
      make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
      disable_Netscape();
      disable_RealPlayer();
      disable_Lotus_Products();
      hang_system();
      } //if
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
 
    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_31();
    do_nothing_loop();
    } // if
  } //while
 
  if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();
 
  if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
    set_mouse(action,jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
    } //if
 
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
 
  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
  else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
 
  while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    } // while
  create_general_protection_fault();
 
} // main

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/* Source Code - Windows XP

글쓴이: Hyun / 작성시간: 화, 2009/02/03 - 12:07오전

/* Source Code - Windows XP
       */
 
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
 
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
	while(!CRASHED)
	{
		display_copyright_message();
		display_bill_rules_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
 
		if (first_time_installation)
		{
			make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
			do_nothing_loop();
			totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
			search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
			make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
			disable_Netscape();
			disable_RealPlayer();
			disable_Lotus_Products();
			hang_system();
		} //if
		write_something(anything);
		display_copyright_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		do_some_stuff();
 
		if (still_not_crashed)
		{
			display_copyright_message();
			do_nothing_loop();
			basically_run_windows_31();
			do_nothing_loop();
		} // if
	} //while
 
	if (detect_cache())
		disable_cache();
 
	if (fast_cpu())
	{
		set_wait_states(lots);
		set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
		set_mouse(action,jumpy);
		set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
	} //if
 
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
	printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
 
	if (system_ok())
		crash(to_dos_prompt)
	else
		system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
 
	while(something)
	{
		sleep(5);
		get_user_input();
		sleep(5);
		act_on_user_input();
		sleep(5);
	} // while
	create_general_protection_fault();
 
} // main