영어 잘 하시는 분~~

어떤 미국인에게 메일이 왔더군요.
자기가 책을 썼는데 한국인의 의견을 구한다고 써있더군요.
아래 부분은 그사람이 쓴 책의 홈페이지에 올라와 있는 글인데..
읽어 보시고 좀 써 주세용.. 좀 엽기적이군용..
영작문은 어려워~~~
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I spent the last year living in South Korea, a place where people eat dog meat.
The Koreans believe that the meat gives a man sexual power, but I wasn't interested
in this custom until I stumbled upon the dog market one day where I watched the
slaughtering process.The dogs are hung up by the neck, then beat to death with
baseball bats. Blood goes flying everywhere, and some of it landed on the left corner of
my mouth when I first saw all of this. Of course, I couldn't help but think of my
mother which confused me because the dog meat was said to increase sexual power,
and some blood had landed on my mouth. I came to believe that this was my destiny
of some sort, and I ended up working as a butcher at that dog market. To make
everything more confusing, I found a Korean girlfriend who used to kiss the dried dog
blood off of my face after I finished work, and she usually did this while we made love.
Most of this is past me now. I stopped working at the dog market and I broke up with
that Korean girl. I'm even moving to a different country, but like someone once said to
me, "You carry your garbage with you wherever you go."